Please prepare a one-minute comedic monologue.
Monologues should reflect the themes of the play if possible. 
You may also be asked to do cold readings at the audition. (Sides will be provided).

Bruce (M, late 20s to mid 30s) A friendly, open-minded, highly emotional bisexual man whose own American dream is that he can have a wife and kids and occasionally Bob (his live-in lover).

Prudence (F, late 20s to mid 30s) Reserved and structured, but has her insecurities. She hasn’t given up on the idea that she could find the perfect man… yet.

Stuart (M, any age) Prudence’s libidinous therapist who has slept with most of his patients. He has a macho exterior but suffers insecurity because he is no good in bed.

Charlotte (F, any age) Bruce’s therapist- sweet and well-intentioned, but completely scatterbrained and highly eccentric.

Bob (M, late 20s to mid-30s) Bruce’s live-in lover who is extraordinarily jealous of Bruce’s desire to date and eventually marry a woman while keeping him on the side.

Andrew (M, late teens to late 20s) A waiter with a dark edge.

Come audition for this hysterically funny piece of theatre!

Director: John Blackwell
Producer: Rob Kristie

Monday, December 10, 2018 at 7 PM
Tuesday, December 11, 2018 at 7 PM

CALLBACKS (by request only):
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 at 7 PM

Monday, Wednesday & Friday evenings

March 14, 15, 16, 17, 21, 22, 23 & 24

Bruce and Prudence are deeply into their weekly therapy sessions. The usual topic of conversation? Their dating lives, or lack thereof. Bruce’s eccentric female therapist thinks he should take out an ad in the personal section while Prudence’s macho therapist stresses that she needs to be more assertive. Bruce is bi-curious, and his partner doesn't understand his desire to date women while Prudence doesn't know what to make of her new, unpredictable boyfriend. The Durang play was adapted for film in 1987 starring Jeff Goldblum and Julie Hagerty. Do they learn to live beyond therapy? You be the judge.


Age: 35+
Ms. Fleming: Aging hippie teacher, still yearning for the day the Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Hungry for the spotlight, resentful of entitled youth.
Veronica’s Mom: easygoing, distant, yet capable of laying down the law.
Voice: Great belt up to C, higher always welcome.

Age: 35+
Kurt’s Dad: Straight-laced, very conservative, also former football player. A simple guy, not book smart, you’d be happy to share a beer with him.

Veronica’s Dad: Easygoing and distant.
Principal Gowan: Rumpled, burned out, hates conflict.
Voice: Strong Baritone/Tenor -- power Country/Gospel belt to G, even higher better.

BOY 1 - Bitter Geek
AGE: 18-25
A put-upon, bitter geek.
Voice: Bari (up to F#) or Tenor (up to A).

BOY 2 - Blowdried Preppy
Age: 18-25
A blowdried 80’s preppy.
Voice: Bass (up to E) or Bari (up to G#).

BOY 3 - Hipster Dork
Age: 18-25
Thinks he’s Ducky from ‘Pretty In Pink.’
Voice: Bari (up to F#) or Tenor (up to A).

GIRL 1 - Goth Girl
Age: 18-25
A sullen goth girl.
Voice: Belt to at least C# (a Soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).

GIRL 2 - Stoner Chick
Age: 18-25
A fuzzyheaded stoner chick.
Voice: Belt to at least C# (a Soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).

GIRL 3 - Young Republicanette
Age: 18-25
A tennis-playing, uptight Student Council type.
Voice: Belt to at least C# (Soprano up to high A/B is also a plus).

Must be believable at the ages listed above. Some of the ensemble tracks may be adjusted slightly post casting.
Come be a part of this 80's cult classic!! Type your paragraph here.

Directed & Produced By: Lauren Patanovich
Music Direction: Ruslan Odintsov
Choreographed By: Lauren Patanovich

Sunday, February 3, 2019 at 7 PM
Monday, February 4, 2019 at 7 PM

CALLBACKS (by request only):
Wednesday, February 6, 2019 at 7 PM

Sunday 6PM
Mondays & Thursdays 7 PM
First Rehearsal: February 10

April 25, 26, 27 & 28
May 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10 &11

We are proud to bring you this new contemporary musical based on the 1989 film of the same name written by Daniel Waters and starring Winona Ryder & Christian Slater. This deliciously dark story centers around Veronica Sawyer, a beautiful teenage misfit who hustles her way into the most powerful and ruthless clique at Westerberg High. "The Heathers” are what everyone aspires to be, and what no one can ever seem to achieve. Before she settles into her new blue scrunchy atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls in love with a sexy new outsider. When Heather Chandler kicks her out of the group, Veronica and JD's teen angst starts racking up a body count. It’s gonna be SO VERY!

Come audition to be a part of this 80's cult classic piece of high-energy theatre!! To audition, please bring a headshot or recent photo of yourself and be prepared to sing at least 32 bars of a song that shows off your vocal range. If possible, please choose a song that is from the show or emulates a song from the show. Stay as close to the character you are auditioning for as possible. Piano accompaniment will be provided if you are using sheet music, or a speaker if you are using an instrumental track via your phone.
There will be a dance call so please bring comfortable clothes/shoes to move it. Some of the adult characters may not be asked to dance.


Age: 18-25
Burns to be both cool and kind, but doesn’t know yet how to be both at the same time. Fierce sense of right and wrong, keen sense of ironic humor. Thinks she's an old soul but she's still innocent enough to be blindsided by love/hormones (or shocked by cruelty). Voice: High belting required, up to Ab. Must have dynamic and stylistic range.
Voice: Mezzo-Soprano/Strong high belt up to Ab

Age: 18-25
He is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy, wide emotional range.
Voice: Strong, confident belt to A

Age: 18-25
Richest, hottest, most magnetic, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it like a scalpel – no fear, no patience, no mercy.
Voice: Strong belt to F or higher preferred. Mezzo for chorus.

Age: 18-25
Beautiful, innocent, stupid, can be mean on command if Heather Chandler orders it, but actually quite vulnerable and fearful.
Voice: Strong belt to D. Soprano for chorus.

Age: 18-25
Whipping-girl of the 3 Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee she wields power like a bulldozer. Alto for chorus.
Voice: Strong belt to D. Alto for chorus.

Age: 18-25
Nicknamed “Martha Dumptruck”, the opposite of hot, confident, or popular. Huge and beautiful soul, optimistic even in the face of rejection.
Voice: Strong belt to E or F, wide vocal expression.

Age: 18-25
Linebacker. Big, insensitive to the feelings of others, ruled by appetites.
Voice: Strong Baritone, belt to G, some Falsetto useful.

Age: 18-25
Quarterback and Captain. Big, chiseled, rude, entitled, cocky. Mean, thinks he’s the brains in the friendship with Ram.
Voice: Tenor, strong belt to A, some Falsetto.

Age: 35+
Ram’s Dad: Former football player turned suburban Dad, has never outgrown his glory days in high school. Hates weakness, but capable of soul-searching when tragedy strikes. Also plays Big Bud Dean: JD’s single Dad. Big jolly personality that barely conceals the enormous rage bubbling just below the surface. Quite possibly a serial bomber.
Coach Ripper: Stalwart, man’s man; quick to defend his players.
Voice: Baritone/Tenor – power Country/Gospel belt to Ab, higher welcome.